Ok… Now What the Hell is This

Ostrich Pillow

  Patrolling Kickstarter has led me to this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ostrich-pillow/ostrich-pillow?ref=live .  The Ostrich Pillow.  With an aim to turn people into perpetual power nappers, the folks who designed the Ostrich Pillow (surprisingly) want to turn the world into a more productive place, claiming that power napping increases productivity by 34%.  I have one question, how the hell, did they figure out that statistic. … [Read more...]

The {NEW} MySpace?!?! Is this a Resurrection?

The New MySpace

I don't have any words for this... save.... WOW!  You really have to check out the demo for yourself at http://new.myspace.com .  With a seemingly great design and distilled focus, I think this has some legs.  Can great design and functionality trump years of brand decay?  I guess we'll see, I signed up... … [Read more...]

DirecTV Customers Loose 17 Viacomm Channels – SpoungeBob Could not be Reached for Comment


With negotiations stalling out as of Tuesday evening, DirecTV customers can no longer  view 17 of Viacomm's Channels; including: BET, Comedy Central, MTV, Nickelodeon, Spike, and VH1.  Viacomm was asking for DirecTV to pay additional fees per subscriber to have access to their content; but, DirecTV did not give in.  Ultimately, the likes of SpoungeBob, Snooki, Colbert, Jon Stewart, the boys of South Park, and Dora (the Explora) will likely win. Dora and Spoungebob could not be reached for comment, but this image was captured late last night after Spoungebob heard the news - children everywhere are horrified. … [Read more...]

CERN Potentially Uncovers the God Particle, The Higgs Boson

Morgan Higgs

The  $9 Billion Large Hadron Collider positioned under the French, Swiss boarder recently uncovered a 'smoking duck', that quacks like a Higgs Boson and walks like a Higgs Boson.  The so-called God Particle could shed light into the building blocks of the universe and how various forces interact with one another.  Needless to say, Morgan Freeman is pissed. … [Read more...]

Future Tech :: Fart Pads to Mask any Gastrointestinal Apocalypse

Fart Pads

Forget the iPhone 5, Google Nexus Q, Google Nexus 7, OLED, 5k TVs, 3D technology, or anything else for that matter.  Gizmodo.com uncovered the future of flatulence , THE FART PAD.  This baby covers up any gastrointestinal apocalypse your unsettled tummy could dream up.  This opens up a world of opportunity for public farting:  Airplanes, subways, buses, in the car with your friends, in the office, or anywhere.  I say, buy it now. … [Read more...]

Shattered RIM, Blackberry Teeters on Its Hinges

Shattered RIM

RIM recently reported a net loss of $0.37 per share, sales decline of 42%, the layoff of 5,000 employees before EOY, and a delay of Blackberry OS 10.  The company lost $518MM and shipped 41% fewer devices.  If you ask RIM, better days are just on the horizon, but I think we've all heard this story again, and again.  However, with no viable strategy for the future - its only a matter of time until the whole thing comes down tumbling down. … [Read more...]

CNN: Obamacare Mandate Struck Down? What!?

CNN Screw Up

We got some quality reporting from CNN today as they report that the Obamacare mandate was struck down in supreme court.  The only thing is, the Supreme court upheld the mandate.  MEDIA FAIL.   … [Read more...]

Like Something Out of Alien, Google Nexus Q Hatches into the Living Room

Google Nexus Q Boggles

Going head to head with Apple, Sony, Samsung, and Microsoft; Google hatches the Nexus Q streaming media orb to bring Google Play content directly into your living room.  Despite its Alien-like appearance - the android based media hub allows you to stream songs, photos, video, etc.  This sucker weighs in at 2 lbs (whoa) and boasts wifi, bluetooth, NFC, and a 25 watt amp.  Very cool, but would you pay $299 for this egg? … [Read more...]

Google Glass Creates a Whole New Genre of Deutschbagery

Hey Guys, you know how awesome you look with a bluetooth headset shoved in your ear?  Remember how convenient it was not to dig through your pocket to find your phone when you got a call (I'm being facetious)?  Well, now you can situate this contraption on your face instead of pulling your phone out of your pocket to find a location, check email, or send a text.  Give me a break people. … [Read more...]

Facebook Buys Instagram for $1 Billion, Whoa!

Facebook Buys Instagram

In probably one of the quickest and most surprising purchases of the year, Facebook just bought the mobile photo sharing application, Instagram, for $1 Billion in cash and stock.  The 30 Million Instagram users preferred the apps seamless photo sharing functionality over the Facebook application.  Facebook brass thinks so too. Wow. … [Read more...]

Sony’s Deadly Strike: Kazuo Hirai’s Restructuring Plan Includes Cutting 10,000 Positions


Sony CEO, Kazuo Hirai announced that Sony will be cutting 6% of its workforce due to their restructuring plans.  They plan to roll this out over the next two years, extending into March 2014.  We were kind of expecting this with many of Sony's business units fluttering and the reinvestment into Sony's TV operations with Hirai cutting an entire layer of management so he can more effectively have visibility into their televisions business. Kazuo is trying to make Sony as nimble as Bruce Li - even though they still have 162,000 Global employees - whoa. … [Read more...]

Nokia Lumia 900 from AT&T Launching Easter Sunday – Is it the Cyan Savior?

Nokia Lumia 900 Easter

When the new Nokia Lumia 900 from AT&T launches on Easter Sunday, Nokia executives are expecting big week one sales numbers.  In fact, they were so bold as to claim that the Lumia 900 week one sales will surpass 4 Million units sold, that would top the iPhone 4's first week of sales.  Except, there will be no lines outside of stores, no big unveiling, no 6 hour wait, no extra staff to handle crowds - oh yea - that's because the only person working on Sunday is the Easter Bunny as all AT&T stores will be closed for the holiday. While there is no doubt that this phone is a much needed breath of fresh air for the smartphone market - and that it is priced very well at $99 - and that it is marketed effectively - and that it has a great OS - I could go on.  But, at the end of the day, Nokia has to hope that the Easter Bunny will deliver this Cyan Savior in a few chocolate eggs. … [Read more...]

Arkansas’ Bobby Petrino Put on Leave for Inappropriate Relationship with Staffer

Bobby Petrino

Today Bobby Petrino admits to having an inappropriate relationship with a football staff member, Jessica Dorrell, after a motorcycle wreck that injured both parties.  Arkansas Athletic Director Jeff Long put Petrino on paid leave today after discovering that he initially lied about being alone on the motorcycle when he lost control around a turn. Petrino's statements made to police after the accident were honest and included Dorrell's involvement; however, he publicly lied about the relationship with his staffer for fears of career and familial ruin.  The father of four and husband to wife Becky will fully cooperate with the University through their investigation. All I can say is:  Insult to Injury. … [Read more...]

The Real Start-Ups of Silicon Valley; New Reality Show Featuring Pioneers from SV

The Real Start-Up of Silicon Valley - New Reality Show will definitely make waves

There are no words for this absurdity. But hey!  It will make great TV.  And you know what, I'm OK with one more reality TV show if there is some focus on technological intellectual enlightenment.  Bring on the excel spreadsheets and board room pitches - dismiss the office politics and executive drama.... … [Read more...]

Official Specifications For Google Project Glass Leaked

Google Project Glass Specs

We all watched in awe as a Google Glasses user seamlessly strolled through his day helped every step of the way by Google’s helpful suggestions.  We got to experience through a first person demonstration what it would look like to experience the world with Google Glasses.  But we never got a good look at the guy who was actually wearing the glasses, right?  What does Project Glass actually look like? Well, we received an anonymous lead from a Mimesis reader who was able to get their hands on the official, confidential specifications for project glass.  Take a look – do they come with or without the body armor? … [Read more...]

Scott Thompson’s Last Stand; What is Yahoo Doing to Save Itself?

Yahoo's Last Stand

And everyone is thinking - what is Yahoo's plan?  It congers memories of another famous last stand by a Colonel George Custer; famous for an epic defeat by Sioux warriors at the Battle of Little Big Horn.  Except this battle is playing out in Sunnyvale, and the battle has just started with the slaughter of 2,000 Yahoo employees.  With a Facebook lawsuit looming, it's time to rally the remaining 18,000 employees with a concrete plan of action as opposed to relying on the dwindling power of Big Purple. Lets just hope Scott Thompson can sheath his ego and move forward with a new vision.  Save the braggadocio for Google Project Glass. … [Read more...]

American Apparel UK Ad Campaign Banned, What is the New Strategy?

American Apparel Ad Campaign Banned

The UK Advertising Standards Authority just banned some near pornographic new advertisements from American Apparel.  If you are familiar with American Apparel's messaging, you know what I'm talking about - Butts, Breasts, and Beautiful young girls.  This time, they went a bit too far. Therefore, American Apparel is adjusting their advertising strategy in the US to slip past regulators and appeal to a new burgeoning audience.  See Above. … [Read more...]

Google Project Glass, How Will These Glasses Work in Real Life?

A New Yorker's Life With Google Glasses

Today Google released a new concept for augmented reality glasses that allow you to stay perpetually connected.  The glasses, dubbed 'Project Glass' will stream all varieties of digital media via a 'heads up display' imbedded directly into these futuristic shades.  The promotional video shows a man going about his daily life, in New York City, helped along by all the perfectly timed suggestions from his new glasses. While this certainly looks like one of the coolest new pieces of tech that could sublimate laptops and smart phones - the adoption of this technology just isn't practical.  Taking into account our massive daily media consumption, the Google Glasses will inundate you with reminders, texts, calls, emails, suggestions, invites, videos, etc.  Not to mention, you'll have to walk around wearing some goofy looking shades all day. I love to stay connected; but, nothing beats … [Read more...]

Scott Thompson Terminates 2,000 Yahoo Employees

Scott Thompson Terminat0r

Yahoo CEO, Scott Thompson, Terminates 2000 employees due to 'restructuring'.  This comes on the heels of a desperate patent lawsuit against Facebook and subsequent countersuit against the bloated internet giant.  It looks like Scott Thompson's new strategy is cutting costs and stealing money from other companies.  To quote Scott in his note to employees: "We are intensifying our efforts on our core businesses and redeploying resources to our most urgent priorities. Our goal is to get back to our core purpose – putting our users and advertisers first – and we are moving aggressively to achieve that goal." Translated to: "We don't have any real competitive advantage anymore, so we have to worry about money - and our most urgent priority is this damn lawsuit, because Facebook called our bluff.  So, everyone is going to have to work a lot harder because, I just fired 2,000 … [Read more...]

New Groupon Deal of the Day: Groupon and Andrew Mason Ass Kicking for only $6 Billion

Groupon Deal

  Five months after going public, Groupon's stock price is trading at scrutinizingly low prices due to improperly allocating funds for Q4 refunds.  Today, the company had to reduce it's reported revenue by another 3%, which prompted their stock price to slump an 13%.  Needless to say they are under scrutiny by the SEC.  Especially because of this new deal they are running, Groupon is issuing a Groupon on itself - 54% off!  Only $6 Billion! … [Read more...]