CERN Potentially Uncovers the God Particle, The Higgs Boson

Morgan Higgs

The  $9 Billion Large Hadron Collider positioned under the French, Swiss boarder recently uncovered a 'smoking duck', that quacks like a Higgs Boson and walks like a Higgs Boson.  The so-called God Particle could shed light into the building blocks of the universe and how various forces interact with one another.  Needless to say, Morgan Freeman is pissed. … [Read more...]