Speaking of Total Recall, Three Way Mega Millions Dispute

Total Recall

  A Baltimore McDonalds worker is claiming 1/3 of the Mega Millions Jackpot last week; however, her fellow McDonalds associates assert that Mirlande Wilson bought the ticket for an 'office pool' and they have rights to the winnings.  This is a pure case of he said - she said, and their is no validity to this claim  save for a New York Post exclusive on the matter.  Lotto officials are investigating as we speak. Speaking of Total Recall.... … [Read more...]

I Bet you $640 Million that you Did Not Win the Lottery


Well, you didn't win, big surprise.  Not that it matters, but the winning numbers were: 2-4-23-38-46, and the Mega Ball was 23.  There were three winning tickets, all from places very familiar to playing and winning the lotto...The middle of Nowhere in Illinois, Maryland, and Kansas.  I guess the rest of us proceed uninterrupted and try to get rich the regular way... work. … [Read more...]

Mega Millions; Mega Long Shot


More Mega Millions tickets were sold today than ever before.  I guess the chance of winning around one billion dollars helps motivate the masses.  But don't get too excited; the following things are more likely to happen to you than winning the Mega Millions: - You are 8,000 times more likely to be Murdered - You are 20,000 times more likely to die in a car crash - 50 times more likely to be struck by lightning - Get 3 hole-in-one's in a single round of Golf ..............I bought 5 tickets.  You never know. … [Read more...]