CERN Potentially Uncovers the God Particle, The Higgs Boson

Morgan Higgs

The  $9 Billion Large Hadron Collider positioned under the French, Swiss boarder recently uncovered a 'smoking duck', that quacks like a Higgs Boson and walks like a Higgs Boson.  The so-called God Particle could shed light into the building blocks of the universe and how various forces interact with one another.  Needless to say, Morgan Freeman is pissed. … [Read more...]

Facebook Buys Instagram for $1 Billion, Whoa!

Facebook Buys Instagram

In probably one of the quickest and most surprising purchases of the year, Facebook just bought the mobile photo sharing application, Instagram, for $1 Billion in cash and stock.  The 30 Million Instagram users preferred the apps seamless photo sharing functionality over the Facebook application.  Facebook brass thinks so too. Wow. … [Read more...]

Nokia Lumia 900 from AT&T Launching Easter Sunday – Is it the Cyan Savior?

Nokia Lumia 900 Easter

When the new Nokia Lumia 900 from AT&T launches on Easter Sunday, Nokia executives are expecting big week one sales numbers.  In fact, they were so bold as to claim that the Lumia 900 week one sales will surpass 4 Million units sold, that would top the iPhone 4's first week of sales.  Except, there will be no lines outside of stores, no big unveiling, no 6 hour wait, no extra staff to handle crowds - oh yea - that's because the only person working on Sunday is the Easter Bunny as all AT&T stores will be closed for the holiday. While there is no doubt that this phone is a much needed breath of fresh air for the smartphone market - and that it is priced very well at $99 - and that it is marketed effectively - and that it has a great OS - I could go on.  But, at the end of the day, Nokia has to hope that the Easter Bunny will deliver this Cyan Savior in a few chocolate eggs. … [Read more...]